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Fast-paced roguelike

Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike with multiple characters and a vast pool of skills to choose from (that also synergize!) They battle, kill, and expand. Each run is a new opportunity to design a crushing build! This game has it all (or most of it) - the sword master hero, the fireball maiden, a mechanically skilled summoner, a giant golden canine who literally makes gold, a bacon master... To say the least, each character is distinct!

Fight with monsters

Beautifully crafted cardboard cutout characters add a distinct and enjoyable vibe to the game as you fight your path to godhood! Come whack the creatures while you blow up the screen with fireballs, black holes, and more! Learn specific skills that interact with one another to bring mayhem and damage. In Peachville, 1+1 does not equal 2, but at least 4.5! What are the terrible synergies, you ask? You'll have to work it out for yourself! Today, how many synergies can you find?