Blends big bullets, bigger balls, and the biggest bats, with absurd abilities, crude customisations, and mediocre memes into what is surely the most modern and accurate representation of warfare ever depicted.
- Some Unfinished Maps - Three maps primed and ready to go, with more in the works. Battle over a bunker, wage war in the woodlands, or raise hell on the rooftops!
- Several Whole Weapons - We've got your machine guns, your rocket launchers, the fan favourite noobtube, we talking raygun, a giant finger, a throwable trashcan, you name it and we will probably add it.
- Cheap & Free SFX - Literally mashed up free and paid audio asset packs to get something that feels juuuuuust alright.
- Absurd Abilities - Just a mix of weird and wonderful perks that are mostly helpful most of the time. Fart your way to safety, or build Trump's wall.
- Tart Up Your Balls - With so many Countryballs to choose from, represent your corner of this flat earth in a style that suits you, or offends everyone else.
- Award Winning Music - Somehow convinced an award-winning composer to make the theme track, still no idea how or why, but we are grateful anyway!
- Mostly Finished Menus - I mean, they work, you can navigate and play the game, what more do you want?
- Designed by Talentless Hacks - This means we have tried to make it balanced, with consideration, and purpose. But we don't know what we are doing so you can be the judge of that. Who knows, maybe feed back to us and we can learn too.
- 101% Pay to Win! None of That Loot Box Shit Tho - Pay for the game and win at life!